Pirate Pun Lover Prints

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."

"Aye, folks often get us mixed up, but I'm actually Capt'n Bluetooth."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

tRUMp, Pirate President

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Ghostship

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Distractions.

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Pirate King

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"This is your captain speaking."

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

"Long Johns Silver."

Prehistoric Pirates.

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"