Pirate Parodist Gifts

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Night of the Zombonies.

"Puss in cement boots"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"That's the preacher's dog."

Pirates at the mall.

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"Planet of the puppies"

'Now open wide and say 'arrrrrrrrr Jim Lad'!'

Fearless Frog Part 10

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Creation of Adam

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

"Lemonade App: $1"

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

Pirated mirrors.

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

Arr...Italian it be.

Pandora's Music Box

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