Pirate Parodist Pillows

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Night of the Zombonies.

"Puss in cement boots"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"That's the preacher's dog."

Pirates at the mall.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

"Planet of the puppies"

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

"Lemonade App: $1"

Creation of Adam

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

Arr...Italian it be.

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

Pirated mirrors.

Pandora's Music Box

Pirate