Pirate Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Pirates at the mall.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Pirated mirrors.

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"Aye, folks often get us mixed up, but I'm actually Capt'n Bluetooth."

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

'I hate these school reunions.'

Animal Translations.

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

Fish Eye Tests.

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

"I don't know about you, but I am delighted by all this incongruity."

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

'I checked with accounting and there's no missin' treasure, so I'm not sure what ye mean when ye say the scoundrel touched yar booty.'

'He's murder on the high C's.'

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

'Oh sure...I'm on a diet and you want to go on a feeding frenzy!'

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

Sworn Anenome

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

'Yes, he does tend to overcharge a bit.'

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."

Walrus Inc

I see what your problem is...you've got a flat eel!

Talk like a pirate day. . .

Backwards Buccaneers

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing