Pirate Pranksters Pillows

Practical pirate.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'It's a treasure map.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Pirated mirrors.

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

"Let's just say your booty isn't quite as valuable as it was!"

"What's the limit on these things?"

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"Not in front of the crew!"

"Don't you think we're taking the 'playing dead' thing a bit too far?!"

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.

Crow's nest has scarecrow.