Pirate Pranksters Mugs

Practical pirate.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'It's a treasure map.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Now open wide and say 'arrrrrrrrr Jim Lad'!'

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

Pirated mirrors.

Cat trapping a dog in a car window.

"What's the limit on these things?"

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"Let's just say your booty isn't quite as valuable as it was!"

'Hey, Lady. . . that looks like a laptop to me. . . youze is obviously a P2P gangster. . . get in the trunk and lets go fors a little ride.'

"Not in front of the crew!"

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

"Don't you think we're taking the 'playing dead' thing a bit too far?!"

Man and women blindfold their parrot whilst they are in the bedroom.