Patriot Parody Gifts

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Military Medals

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

UNFADED GLORY

Uncle Donnie

Veterans Day '20

'Look...a fresh one!'

Television guests' essentials in November.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Barack Obama

America's New Dawn

Joe Biden

The Eureka Stockade

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

"Make America calm again"

"As soon as we finish our drinks we should get ourselves elected and implement all the wildly simplistic solutions to the problems we have carelessly defined here!"

"Papi, why do we celebrate Memorial Day?"

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

The Winds of War

"Our flag means debt."

Iraq Exit.