Political Satirist Gifts

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

Make America Honest, Sane, Respected, Educated, Clean, Fair, Trustworthy, Decent and Giving Again!

Devolution is Real

"We can't come to an agreement about how to fix your car, Mr. Simons. Sometimes that's the way things happen in a democracy."

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"Still, you've got to applaud the transparency."

'if you have to ask how much, you can't afford to influence a candidate.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

"He's all right. I just wish he were a little more pro-Israel."

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

Boris Johnson

Ayatollah Khamenei

Valentines to President Trump from his staff

House Intelligence Committee

"We mapped out the Trump motorcade route to the White House."

"One no-trump. Oh, please, God, no Trump."

"Coming up on BBC Radio Four, I'm Dorries I haven't a clue."

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."

Nicola Sturgeon's History Guide To Things We Can Blame The English For...Introduction of the Midge

NHS development plan: "We're planning on filling in the details later,"

"There will be a bit of a wait while we figure out a market solution to your problem."

'Excellent! So that's all agreed, then! All we need do now is draft the consultation document.'

The intricate mechanics of government: Public entrance and Lobbyist entrance.

'In principal we're happy with the 'trust' idea...as long as it's properly monitored and regulated.'

"The only solution I can see is to hold a series of long and costly hearings in order to put off finding a solution."

"I think it was an election year."

'I believe there are no bad leaders, only bad followers.'

In Case Of Whistle-blower Break Glass.

The IMPORTANT thing is that we only accept people who'll FIT IN!

WTO-Free Traitor.

"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather."

'I'd love to give them my two cents' worth, but they won't listen for less than $10,000.'

TRUST: 'Are you telling me that none of you knows what it means?'