Sociopolitical Satirist Gifts

Schools in America

ABSOLUTELY NO RIFF-RAFF!, 'That's all very well, but you still have to hire border guards.'

Evil and Dunce

Poverty in Tourist Attractions

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Torturing the English Language

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Trump pardons

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

UK border controls relaxed.

Reagacentennial

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

No-Work Orange

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The International and May Day Terrorism

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Ghostwriting the Bible