Authority Satire Fan Gifts

"For the last time, I'm the principal not the Warden."

"Looks like we found the issue."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Director/Action Man toy.

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Trump! The Musical

What's normal?

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"You know, there are other emojis."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

Putin and Zelensky

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Parade of Businessmen

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

On the brink.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.