Authority Satire Fan T-Shirts

"For the last time, I'm the principal not the Warden."

"Looks like we found the issue."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Director/Action Man toy.

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Trump! The Musical

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Putin and Zelensky

"You know, there are other emojis."

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Parade of Businessmen

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

On the brink.