Senior Satire Fan Gifts

"Forty may be the new twenty and sixty the new thirty... but eighty eight is still crappin' in paper underpants and swallowing your dentures."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What's normal?

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

How am I abducting?

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Parade of Businessmen

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The Snarky District

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

On the brink.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'