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"Okay, so we'll stop calling them delusions of grandeur now that you've been appointed supreme leader for life."

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Effective leadership is more than just telling everybody to be like you!"

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"I like to keep things simple."

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"To become a department manager you've got to radiate authority and self-confidence! Authority! Self-confidence!!! Got me??!"

Great coaching is about handing your coachee on when you don't know the answer...

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

"My new job involves leadership, what do you think I should do?"

Bill's new strap-on steer horns helped give him more clout at the office.

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

To give more clout to his disciplining style, Principal Dave Murdock installed a wind tunnel in his office.

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

Donkey reads 'Leadership Secrets of Lions'.

Campus police are dorm troopers.

"Ya gotta obey the rules otherwise there's anarchy!"