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'You're not gonna like the answer....'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"I like to keep things simple."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Children's questions

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

Continental marshal

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Curious George, Dad

Punctuation Weather

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"To become a department manager you've got to radiate authority and self-confidence! Authority! Self-confidence!!! Got me??!"

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"