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"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

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'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Children's questions

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

'What's wrong with you?'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Curious George, Dad

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

Another Cerebral Question. The future is right in front of us and we can't see it. The past is behind us and we can see it. What kind of logic is that?!

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"Mind if I ask a Bloody Good Question?"

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

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