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'Apparently when children ask lots of questions it's a sign of intelligence.'

Curious George, Dad

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Senior Jeopardy!

"At least we agree to disagree."

Spot Quiz....

"And you need to know this why?"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Spot the fur ball.

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

The Mom quiz show

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

Children's questions

Pandemic Jeopardy

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

Punctuation Weather

'According to the compatibility test in this magazine, no jury would convict me.'

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"I'm sorry but the correct answer is not 'I'm sorry if you feel offended.'"