Quirky Question Enthusiasts Pillows

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Football Crazy strip six

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Children's questions

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Curious George, Dad

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

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