Quirky Question Fans Pillows

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

Sheep In Curlers

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

She was always an introvert.

You are the 1 I settled 3

"Never seen a cow before?"

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

Magic mushroom

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

If you could be any vegetarian, which one would you be and why?

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

I knew that guy was bad news.

Conducting Cats

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

Scarecrow Goalie

'If Margaret, who had two children by her first marriage and one by her second, marries George, who has one child by his first marriage...'

"Stop whining- I'm also an only child."

If a fish farts in the ocean and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?

'Possible' early composition by Beethoven.

'The rule is that you should never eat more than you can lift, and you're not allowed to use a pulley.'

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

And then, on the dusty shores of the Gitche Gumee, the age old question of who would win a fight between a narwhal and a wildebeest was finally answered.

Would you say you are very likely, somewhat likely, or not at all likely to buy a clipboard from me?

"Pop Goes the Weasel" never sounded so unnerving.

"Just because you've read that elephants can hear better with one foot off the ground. . . "