Quirky Conversation Fans Pillows

Sheep In Curlers

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'I see an applicant being hired!'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

The social isolation of the entomologist...

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

'What are you doing at the weekend?'

"Yes, crazy does sometimes beat sane... but rarely during a job interview."

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

I'm feeling a bit sluggish to tell you the truth!

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

Ringing horn

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

Dog & Cat Friends.

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

I must say your enormous soda beguiles me.

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

'I daren't take my hat off - If I do, the voices in my head might escape!'

"Going anywhere nice this weekend?"

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

'By the way, I usually sneeze in twos. So that's another interesting thing about me.'