Funny Conversation Fan Pillows

"O.K., Beverly, I'm a squirrel. What else?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

No, I don

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Fish finder."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

The bird feeder.

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

"So! When's the big day?"

"Buster, run this past legal."