Whimsical Question Fan Pillows

If you could be any vegetarian, which one would you be and why?

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Cat Tie

Farm Humor.

Joan Hickson

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cat statues on entrance gate

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Dog in casino.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Cheesie Rider

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Pick a business card.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Bus for Giraffes.

"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

"I've finally accepted the fact that I am full of it. . . with the help of my psychiatrist."

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."