Whimsical Music Fan Pillows

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Cat Tie

Farm Humor.

Joan Hickson

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cat statues on entrance gate

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

Dog in casino.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Cat eats date.

Cheesie Rider

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

'Pick a business card.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Bus for Giraffes.

Bird plucking a cello

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

Lord of the Strings.