Hibernate Dreamers T-Shirts

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Catasaurus

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

Pigboy makes use of a box.

'What did He do before he was God?'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Cherub on a cloud

Geese and Angels

Life on cloud 8

My Hero

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

The spirit's flight

Boat to the Horizon.

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

The Ladder to Heaven

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

Pearly Queen Gates

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

Heavenly Ships

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

"This is great. This could be franchised."

"What a relief."

Heaven.

The trouble with cats going to heaven.

"In heaven there's perfect harmony, even if you're still married."

"Peter come down from there."

"You received your rewards on earth."