Hibernate Dreamers Mugs

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Catasaurus

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

'What did He do before he was God?'

Pigboy makes use of a box.

Cherub on a cloud

Geese and Angels

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Life on cloud 8

My Hero

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

The spirit's flight

Boat to the Horizon.

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

The Ladder to Heaven

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

"This is great. This could be franchised."

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

Pearly Queen Gates

Heavenly Ships

"What a relief."

Heaven.

The trouble with cats going to heaven.

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

"Peter come down from there."

"In heaven there's perfect harmony, even if you're still married."