Hibernate Hopeful T-Shirts

"...wonder if a human can hibernate until spring?"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

"So, you're staying in then?"

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"It's only until spring."

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

Baseball team emerging from hibernation

Captain Pointy No.62 - Famous last words

'And don't bother your father. He tossed and turned all winter.'

"C'mon five more days, just fiiive more days...."

'I'm afraid we can't accept you as a medical student, your handwriting is far too legible. '

Farmer hoping to reap a decent profit.

It's only a quarter past March. Hit the snooze button!

Hospitality industry turning to casinos.

Bear: 'I can't sleep, so I'm going to rustle up mid-February snack.'

Another successful recruitment drive for the Collins University Medical Research Center.

'These weight loss pills really work! My pot belly is gone!!'

"How about a hibernation. . . ?"

'Maybe we should have bought him the private version.'

'I have good news. This should clear up in about $1800.00.'

I really hope Medicare for all passes, little buddy. If it passes, no one will be forced to stay in a bad marriage just for the health insurance. There'll be million of men re-entering the dating scene. The competition will help me keep my skills honed. Of course, all the extra women on the scene might negate the challenge ... Maybe I should give this more thought. I'm worried that if it passes, I'll be able to get checked, and they'll remove my pulsating mole. Throbby? But you love Throbby.

'Well, young man, I see this is your first job interview.'

Mental reflux disease.

'Why's Burl hiding in the back seat, Joy?'

'The good news - they've found a cure for your complaint. The bad news - it won't be ready for 10 years!'