Hibernate Humorist T-Shirts

Bear: 'I can't sleep, so I'm going to rustle up mid-February snack.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

Welcome Spring.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Your ten percent tip.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'What a bargain!'

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

'I'm sorry, but the soup of the day was just tripped over by the employee of the month.'

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

'That pest in 453 is being discharged.'

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."