Eternal Questioner Gifts

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

Lost and Profound.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Religion, This End Up

"What's it all about?"

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

Damned if you do...

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Thought of the sentient protoplasm sack

"I think once Qadyn is exposed to other 7-year-old nihilists, he’ll really start to blossom."

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

Berkeley Webcams

"And where did you come from?"

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

Philosophy department office with boxes on desk reading; 'In', 'out' and 'why are we here?'

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

'Having any luck finding the fountain of youth, Miller?'

Forcibly removed from his home and his personal life ruptured, the appendix hitchhikes across america, searching for his purpose.

"When I ask you what you're thinking about and you say 'Nothing', is that 'nothing' as in the Infinite Void, the emptiness of Zen, the nothingness of Sartre and Lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, or what?"

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death

The last argument - Did not/Did too.

A never ending 3D maze knot.