Eternal Talker Gifts

"This really is heaven - unlimited free calling minutes."

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

Damned if you do...

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"I'm not judging you... God is."

"Never stop learning"

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

Annuals, Perennials, and Eternals

"I'm afraid there's really very little I can do."

"Talk for all of eternity, just $29 a month."

The last argument - Did not/Did too.

A never ending 3D maze knot.

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death

"My son's going back. Have you anything for a 78 year old."

"More proof there's an afterlife."

"Continuous piped music! No wonder so many opt for reincarnation."

'Perpetual Sutdent Syndrome Clinic' Director: R. Chones, BA, MA, PhD, MSW, MBA.

A flower nursery: 'Annuals' 'Perennials' 'Eternals'

'Don't get me started - I could go on about infinity forever.'

How about you? Any new eternity's resolutions?

"Joan has a 'young voice' for her age!"

(heaven): true, I came into and left the world naked, in-between a great legacy

"C'mon, kids...we're going to visit Tia Marisela. It's her birthday. Just remind me not to be rude. She loves to talk, talk, talk and I'm always interrupting. I should, you know, show her more respect."

Passport to eternity