Eternal Talker Mugs

"This really is heaven - unlimited free calling minutes."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

Damned if you do...

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

"You've spent the last 20 years in college. what made you stop hiding from the real world?"

Mummy reading a book in his sarcophagus.

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"Never stop learning"

"I'm not judging you... God is."

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

Annuals, Perennials, and Eternals

"I'm afraid there's really very little I can do."

A never ending 3D maze knot.

"Talk for all of eternity, just $29 a month."

Existing for eternity - a fate worse than death

The last argument - Did not/Did too.

"My son's going back. Have you anything for a 78 year old."

"Continuous piped music! No wonder so many opt for reincarnation."

"More proof there's an afterlife."

'Perpetual Sutdent Syndrome Clinic' Director: R. Chones, BA, MA, PhD, MSW, MBA.

'Don't get me started - I could go on about infinity forever.'

A flower nursery: 'Annuals' 'Perennials' 'Eternals'

Typical of Tim, thinking of his clients to the end!

(heaven): true, I came into and left the world naked, in-between a great legacy

"C'mon, kids...we're going to visit Tia Marisela. It's her birthday. Just remind me not to be rude. She loves to talk, talk, talk and I'm always interrupting. I should, you know, show her more respect."

"Joan has a 'young voice' for her age!"

Passport to eternity