Eternal Caller Mugs

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'He never listened to his mother!'

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Football Angel

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

Cemetary memorial shows PIN number never revealed to heirs.

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

Annuals, Perennials, and Eternals

I've reversed the aging process,,,

"Talk for all of eternity, just $29 a month."

A never ending 3D maze knot.

"We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls but your prayer is important to us so please stay on the line and one of our ....."

"Deep down I'm really shallow."

"Continuous piped music! No wonder so many opt for reincarnation."

'Oh look, it's Mr Palmer.'

'I can't get the childproof cap off.'

'Don't get me started - I could go on about infinity forever.'

Jerome Gurkenman, top representative to the end... and beyond.

(heaven): true, I came into and left the world naked, in-between a great legacy

"C'mon, kids...we're going to visit Tia Marisela. It's her birthday. Just remind me not to be rude. She loves to talk, talk, talk and I'm always interrupting. I should, you know, show her more respect."

Typical of Tim, thinking of his clients to the end!

"Joan has a 'young voice' for her age!"

"This really is heaven - unlimited free calling minutes."

"The End."

Couple in Dark Glasses