Habitual Human Pillows

"I tried change, it didn't work."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

How do you like the new suit?

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

Computer talking - "Please stop whistling while I work."

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

Eating Alone

New Year Resolutions Recycling

Woman and dog with mobiles

sale on paradigm shifts.

'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'

Smoking away money.

"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."

Colin had one of those annoying habits that was difficult to ignore.

'I don't like changing my habits. That's why I'll have what I already know I don't like.'

Long Limo Wait

'Yes, he enjoys his evening glass of wine with a good book. It must be good, he's been reading it since 1983.'

'Actually, no-one's retiring or getting married this week - it's just that I can't kick the habit.'

'Maybe we shouldn't have kicked all our bad habits.'