Habitual Eater Pillows

Eating Alone

'I don't like changing my habits. That's why I'll have what I already know I don't like.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Carpe pizza"

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist

New anti-obesity cookbook.

House of Beans - No Smoking.

Which is the genetically modified corn?"