Habitual Eater Prints

Eating Alone

'I don't like changing my habits. That's why I'll have what I already know I don't like.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"Carpe pizza"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'He's all eyes!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

New anti-obesity cookbook.

Updated Oliver Twist: Jamie Oliver Twist

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'