Habitual Muncher Prints

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

Babies who Lunch.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

Lady has a coffee break.

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

Diet Enforcer

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

How do you like the new suit?

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."

Meditation Munchies

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"Aw. I thought you said Pizza tonight."

Vegan Voldemort

"So … ribs for lunch?"

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

'I'd like the low-cal enchiladas, the low-sodium corn chips, and the diet margarita.'

Al's Health Spa: You are what you eat.

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

'Diet!...Diet!...Diet!...'

"I'm starting my diet today."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...

'Try some -- it's 'om mani padme hummus.''

'I can't understand it either. I watch my diet carefully but I go right on eating.'