Casual Eater Pillows

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Wine at the Bar

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'