Casual Dining Lover Pillows

'It would never work out, Harry -- I'm wine and cheese, and you're beer and pretzels.'

'Progresso or Campbells Select!'

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

'Can I get a box for this?'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"We're out of flowers."

'How do you guys want your trans fatty acids prepared?'

"Linguini for two?"

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Three Pigs.

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'