Casual Dining Connoisseur Pillows

"Please hurry, Hilary. Your soup's getting dirty."

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Counting ribs

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I come here for the pepper."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Full English Breakfast.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Quick swig first?"

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'