Casual Dining Connoisseur Gifts

"Please hurry, Hilary. Your soup's getting dirty."

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Counting ribs

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I come here for the pepper."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Full English Breakfast.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Quick swig first?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Slow food restaurant