Casual Foodie Pillows

"Pretentious little place, isn't it?"

Anything Goes Cafe: No shoes, no shirt - come on in

'Don't expect anything special

'I'm sorry, Miss, we don't accept Christmas dinner reservations.'

Party Animals.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

Stay at home food pyramid

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The vegan hunter

'The birthday boy gets the first piece of cake. What'll it be, Burl?'

"Lock-downs have certainly contributed to our growth as a couple."

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."