Casual Foodie Gifts

"Pretentious little place, isn't it?"

Anything Goes Cafe: No shoes, no shirt - come on in

'Don't expect anything special

'I'm sorry, Miss, we don't accept Christmas dinner reservations.'

Party Animals.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

Stay at home food pyramid

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

'The birthday boy gets the first piece of cake. What'll it be, Burl?'

"Lock-downs have certainly contributed to our growth as a couple."

Barry's new George Foreman Grill warned him anytime the meat was being overcooked.

The vegan hunter