Casual Cooks Pillows

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Baloneystini

Infinity Tavern

All-Candy Seder.

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Fridge-to-table"

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Picasso

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"I've got a very responsible job. If anything goes wrong, I'm responsible."

'What kind of...'

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

"Never mind the vintage, we just want to get pissed."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'