Casual Cooks Mugs

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Baloneystini

All-Candy Seder.

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Picasso

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Fridge-to-table"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"I've got a very responsible job. If anything goes wrong, I'm responsible."

'What kind of...'

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

"Never mind the vintage, we just want to get pissed."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."