Casual Cuisine Lover Mugs

'A pork pie in its wrapper, please.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'What kind of...'

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

"Why are they called freshers when they only eat processed food?"