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'A pork pie in its wrapper, please.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Fresh pepper?"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'What kind of...'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

'They use paper plates.'

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"