Casual Baker Pillows

Instant Cake Mix.

A heart shaped cake

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

'Oh, no, those aren't the kid's drawings. Dave is taking adult education art class.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

Swiss Kitchen

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"Why are they called freshers when they only eat processed food?"

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

Use it or lose it.

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

A Flag in One

'I'm sorry, Miss, we don't accept Christmas dinner reservations.'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

Tsunami Selfie

'Don't expect anything special

'In my haste this morning, I'm afraid that I picked up the wrong piece of paper - so instead of my sermon, I'll give you the recipe for my wife's rock cake...'

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

Queen Victoria having a barbecue using BBQ sauce

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

Retirement