Traditional Baker Pillows

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

A heart shaped cake

'Is this still America?'

Grandma's caf

Full English Breakfast.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

She found baking helped enormously.

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Pandemic Orphans

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

'A wise man once said if you are down to your last penny you should buy flowers and not bread. . .'

"Well I hope you're happy."

What's Really In A Penguin?

"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'