Casual Cook Pillows

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Why are they called freshers when they only eat processed food?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Fresh pepper?"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Sunbathing in the park

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Baloneystini

Infinity Tavern

All-Candy Seder.

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Fridge-to-table"

Picasso

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Inactive wear store.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'