Creature Of Habit Pillows

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

The creature of habit

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"You changed the menu! Where's the oatmeal?!"

'I told you there'd be trouble, if you didn't buy your usual.'

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

New Year's Resolutions

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

"You're in my spot!"

"I would have gone on a run."

"There's the UPS truck, but that's not Justin. What's going on?! Where the #@*! is Justin?!"

I started biting my lip...and look where that got me!

Participation awards: You didn't eat all the fries; You're trying to scroll less; You remembered to bring the reusable bag to the store; You flossed!; Someone else was later than you.

Post-Modern Parenting

'Ron's managed to stop smoking but he's put on an awful lot of weight.'

'Speaking of poison plants!'