'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'
Habit Haver Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures a love for quirky habits and everyday eccentricities? Our collection is perfect for someone who finds joy in their unique routines. From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, our items celebrate the passions and peculiarities that make each person special. Brighten their day and make their habits even more lovable with a thoughtful, amusing present that speaks to their creative spirit.
'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'
Giving Things Up For Lent.
You will always find a spot to garden
"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."
Seeing the marriage counselor.
"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."
I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!
"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."
List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.
'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'
Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.
"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."
"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."
Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.
'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'
Addiction Research Centre.
"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"
A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.
The Ten Resolutions
'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'
'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'
New Year's Resolutions
Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.
Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues
Quality Family Time.
Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'
'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'
'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'
"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"
"Good dog. Good dog."
"I would have gone on a run."
Windows are just for show.
We want to put all our money into bricks.
'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'
Habit Haver Gifts Collection
Habit Haver Mugs
Looking for more mugs that celebrate unique habits? Explore our fun collection designed for habit lovers and quirky personalities.
Habit Haver Pillows
Add a cozy touch with pillows that showcase quirky habits and creative flair—perfect for any habit enthusiast's home.
Habit Haver Prints
Find inspiring prints that humorously celebrate quirky routines and passions—ideal for brightening up any space.
Habit Haver T-Shirts
Shop our witty t-shirts that highlight funny habits and creative passions—perfect for personal expression and laughs.