
'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'
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'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'
'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'
Giving Things Up For Lent.
You will always find a spot to garden
"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."
Seeing the marriage counselor.
"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."
I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!
"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."
List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.
'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'
Shut Yer Yapper and be Happy, Loser! There's a ton of so-called simple self-help books. The five most important questions: 7 habits of highly effective people: 7 steps to living at your fullest potential. Too many steps! She's going to be filthy rich.
"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."
"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."
Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.
'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'
Addiction Research Centre.
"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"
A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.
The Ten Resolutions
'Scanning articles without finishing them on the Internet is affecting you. You're not finishing anything.'
'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'
New Year's Resolutions
Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.
Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues
Quality Family Time.
Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'
'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'
'Well that's what you get for picking your scab. . .'
"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"
"Good dog. Good dog."
"I would have gone on a run."
Windows are just for show.
We want to put all our money into bricks.
'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'
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